Posts tagged politics

Eh? Just rolled off the Eurostar to find William Hague, Conservative Party Member of Parliament and one time Opposition Party leader, swathed in a flurry of “malicious” gay rumours. Eh? Wills is fond of willies? Victim of a slur campaign? Either way I found his choice of words at the press conference he gave clumsy-hysterical. How did he put it?

“…and at some point you’ve got to speak OUT about that and put the record STRAIGHT…”

Poor Wills sounds very confused. Maybe he’s ambidextrous. All these allegations must be driving him round the bender.

Just thought up some more really bad Political Headlines as I gaily strolled down the Shoreditch Stretch.

How about:

BROWN AND OUT?

(as in “Down and Out”)


WEEPING WITH THE ENEMY?


GOR’N WITH THE WIND?

[Terrible!]


Let’s not tempt fate now as the words of Janis Joplin might take on extra poignancy as we realise too late that_


WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’VE


GOT TILL ITS GOR’N


Who’s going to get to bed PEGGIE CLEGGIE, I wonder? Brrrrrrr, shiver…



Just popped into the corner shop and thought this was quite amusing. In another life I would love to create newspaper headlines. How about:

Brown-Nosing?

GORDON Bléuff?

OR

BROWN BOY IN THE RING

OK the last won, sorry one, could be perhaps misconstrued as being a teeny bit politically incorrect. Indeed.

What I’d really like to see is a WELL-HUNG Parliament. Or maybe not… Puerile, I know.