C’mon Zac, is there really any need for this? Is there?
Pourquois you decide to singe our retinae with such drivel? I mean, c’mon! Why? Why? Why?
What made you think that maroon and hubba-bubba pink were a good coupling? Love the way you’ve emphasised this visual horror by not only placing it on the striking Alek Wek but by also “teaming with a theme” [Kath and Kim speak] via the use of pink lippy and cast-off earings that look like they’ve been dug up from the depths of Joan Rivers’ jewellery box. In pink. With pink shoes – less peep toes, more through the key hole. Pink talons. Pink shag pile.
Wont even get started on the lattice work…
Or the off-to-one-side novice hemline. You can do better. Well, try to, please!