(Sing along to the tune of Beyonce’s “If I Were A boy”.)

If I were a girl, without any delay,

I’d get AddLee down to Bond Street

Jump out in front of Miu Miu

And lust after this beautiful coat…


If I were a girl, I know how I’d wear this coat

I’d team it with my Loubies,

My lanvin blouse

and Marni skirrrrrrt, oh, yay!


I’d reach for my purse

Bet you know how it hurts

When you lose the one you wanted

To Cheryl, Pixie, Kelly [heaven forbid] or Alexa

And saw it plastered all over Heat…

[Oh, noooooooo, ooooh, noooo-0-ooo oh!]


If I were a girl…





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  1. August 30, 2009

    Oh help me God, I will be opening up my purse to bet that coat. Thank you for bringing it to my attention

    • August 30, 2009

      I know. That Miu Miu collection is my favourite from last season. Love the campaign. The sort of soft sepia, slightly polarized look is just so new. Ah, Miuccia….

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